Furry Godmother

I bought this faux fur vest last week from Piperlime:
Piperlime, Tinley Road Faux Fur Long Vest, $69

Hoped I would look something like this:

But instead, I looked like this:

It made me look 20lbs larger than I am.
I know it's not supposed to be form fitting, but it didn't lay down on my sides at all.
It stuck out like a vest made out of those large brown paper bags.

Thank you, Piperlime, for free returns.
The end.


  1. that is hilarious! I've been fighting the urge on this trend, for how long I can hold off, who knows! I'm sure you looked darling ;)

  2. i am so glad i just found your blog - i died laughing when i read this post! thanks so much for making me laugh :)


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