Furry Godmother

I bought this faux fur vest last week from Piperlime:

Piperlime, Tinley Road Faux Fur Long Vest, $69

Hoped I would look something like this:

But instead, I looked like this:

It made me look 20lbs larger than I am.

I know it’s not supposed to be form fitting, but it didn’t lay down on my sides at all.

It stuck out like a vest made out of those large brown paper bags.

Thank you, Piperlime, for free returns.

The end.



  1. November 7, 2010 / 6:26 pm

    that is hilarious! I've been fighting the urge on this trend, for how long I can hold off, who knows! I'm sure you looked darling 😉

  2. November 8, 2010 / 1:35 am

    i am so glad i just found your blog – i died laughing when i read this post! thanks so much for making me laugh 🙂

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